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zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via sagihairius)

nicestallion:

flitsy:

My Dash is slow.

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my dash isn’t

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oulfis:

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

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batfamilia:

kimiwatanabe:

when im famous im going to make a fanblog for myself and take all of these pictures that i’ll make graphics and edits from and everyone will be like “omg where are you getting these pictures????” and i’ll just say google.

(Source: hawluchas, via the3rdjp)

salt-and-pepper-panda:

hesanangelwithashotgun:

writtenwarrior:

mkhunterz:

Every time Dean says “I’m fine.”

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New drinking game:  Everytime Dean says “I’m Fine,” drink.

Dean’s already playing that drinking game.

HOW DARE YOU

(via the3rdjp)

notevenhalfwaydecent:

thewalllhaditcoming:

diverging-tobias:

deathserums:

omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what

disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you

dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?

absolutely

I need art of this. Someone please draw the thing

(via alfie-the-hero)

secretlifeofageekygirl:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

Our teacher simply referred to this film as the “ghetto-fabulous” Romeo and Juliet

I have slow Internet so they won’t load. But I don’t need it to know exactly what this is about.

(Source: fuckyeah-chickflicks, via theathleticsloth)

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

(via lokis-army-at-221b)