1. communistbakery:

    stop-otp-stop:

    communistbakery:

    it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet

    i say we demand change

    I have to give you credit for that one

    (Source: communistbakery, via book-lovin-superwholockian)

    • Western Patriarchy: A woman wearing revealing clothing is just asking to be raped. If she hadn't worn that short skirt out in public, she wouldn't have been assaulted. It's her fault for dressing like a slut and then trusting men not to treat her like one.
    • Western Patriarchy: Women who wear religious head coverings and hide their skin in public are so oppressed! It's not like she's going to get raped just because a man sees her ankles or neck! Why don't those women stop covering their bodies and just learn to trust men?
  2. hellawaitsmeforthis:

    "Each speed limit sign that you see, you add that to the last one. So if you were going 55 and see a sign for 45, then you go 100. And don’t worry about those flashing blue lights, they’re just motivators."

    My husband ‘teaching’ my son to drive.

    (via gentlemasquerade)

    waterandoranges:

    These are my fabulous amazing illustrations I had commissioned by linneart!

    They go with my AU fic, Save Mary’s Diner;

    The Winchesters (Cas included, as he’s married to Dean) run a diner in honor of their late mother. They deal with all the issues of business, family and love. It’s cute. Read it!!

    Archive of Our Own

    or Fanfiction.net

    (still being updated!!)

    (via book-lovin-superwholockian)

  3. one-day-i-will-fall-asleep:

    death-by-fangirling:

    bronzedragon:

    tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

    strawberriesandjane:

    funsizedfox:

    “they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

    “who?”

    “…..them.”

    Oh.

    I AM CRYING

    I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

    Now I get it

    It’s a horror movie

    People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

    First the bizarre happenings start:

    someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

    another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

    people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

    people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

    a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

    then their god turns sadistic

    pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

    doors vanish just as a house fire begins

    an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

    a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

    and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

    the horror has begun

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    I would pay a lot to watch that movie

    (via firesighn)

  4. nikadd:

    so I was rewatching Dog Dean Afternoon

    and now I have a headcanon

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    is

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    and NOT just because he said that.

    just look at him!

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    (sabriel? sabriel)

    he is short, dirty blond, sassy…

    (via book-lovin-superwholockian)

    rachelthesquid:

    In order to survive the Hannibal HeAteUs I’ve been reading Red Dragon and tbh I was expecting serial killers and cannibalism, not Will Graham talking about retracting his balls in order to steal a watermelon 

    (via firesighn)

  5. thewriters-blog:

    If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

    (via firesighn)

  6. frankieoreo:

    twentyoneclits:

    falloutpaxdays:

    punksherlock:

    nohomosherlock:

    punksherlock:

    scandalinirene:

    phall-out-boy:

    I Constantly Thank God For Pete

    I Thank Petes Not Tragedies 

    Thanking Pete Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

    The Only Difference Between Thanking Pete and Suicide Is Press Coverage

    Time to Thank Pete

    Build God, Then We’ll Thank Pete

    Theres A Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Havent Thanked Pete Yet

    But It’s Better If You Thank Pete

    (via book-lovin-superwholockian)